Total Medals Earned: 14 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 80 Points
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Open the game.
Inspect every test tube.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (15/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Begin the game.
Clear floor 1.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/25 points)
start the game!
violently explode the griller
get close to freddy and still win
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/500 points)
Reach the second hut by following the sign.
Beat the game without firing a single shot!
Save the day in record time! (Rescue Börte with 2 min to spare)
Beat the game without missing a single shot!
Kill off 13 giants
Beat the game without being hit even once. (Dodge or block every enemy)
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/35 (10/500 points)
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